Shakira makes her relationship status (attached again) official

D*mn. There goes my window of opportunity. Following the young soccer playing stud connects with hottie-in-her-30s-sexual prime path, a path followed by the short but procreative relationship of Niklas Bendtner and Caroline Luel-Brockdorff (about whom I need to further fantasize, contemplate, and speculate).

Shakira confirms romance with Gerard Pique

and since this is Shakira, we might as well all see what he's getting (lucky young soccer playing stud...)